love


no. just, no.

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Steve: Gabby said you were hitting on her.
Me: What?!
Steve: She said you said she looked like a bisexual or something.
Me: For one, that's not even hitting on someone. For two, I said nothing like that!

I proceeded to get on myspace IM and bitch at her about it.

Steve's already planning on breaking up with her, so it doesn't really hurt my feelings much.

The closest thing I could even think that she could get out of that was that she left me a message saying "you're totally pretty!" and I reciprocated. In the words of Amanda: "you return a compliment and all the sudden you wanna fuck her? totally not the homophobe thing to say".

She's not even that cute, I only said it to be nice. She was the first one to call me "really pretty"! I have a girlfriend I love, and I'm not going to leave her for anyone, especially not a fugly rumor spreading clingy cuntrag who 1) refuses to verify rumors she spreads and 2) gets pissed when Steve can't come get her because we have a fucked up car.

This is why I'm not nice to anyone. Whenever I'm falsely nice to people, it comes back to bite me in the ass. I'd rather be an upfront bitch than a falsely nice person (like Gabby obviously is).